Escaped Goat Tweets its Exploits While Evading Police
After Dennis the goat escaped from his pen near Lowell, Massachusetts, he apparently set up a Twitter account for the sole purpose of mocking area police.
Okay, so it’s obviously not really the goat Tweeting, but someone had the hilarious idea of creating a Twitter account in his name and posting live updates of its life on the lamb…er, lam. Better yet, Lowell police actually responded.
Dennis, meanwhile, is still on the loose.