Firework Fails Will Make You Think Twice This 4th of July

Everyone likes to watch people fail. It makes us feel better about ourseleves watching other peoples misery. Especially when that misery is entertaining.

Everyone remembers the first time you talked someone into holding a firecracker in their hand till explodes. Oh lord, the laughter. Watching the way they run when their in pain. Good times.

Then there were the epic bottle rocket fights. I always felt I had an advantage, since I wore glasses, but that just gave everyone an excuse to shoot at my head.

"Butt Lick! Don't shoot at my head!"

"What? You got glasses on."

Of course you know at least one kid that would take it too far, then the parents would get into it, and the fun would stop. I guess I was lucky. I don't have a friend called "Patches", "Cyclops", or "Eye Less".