HEB President Scott McClelland Can’t Tell You Which Aisle the Hoochies Are On
Scott McClelland is president of HEB's Houston-area operations and prides himself on knowing the floor plan of each of the Texas grocery giant's stores, but even he can't tell you which aisle stocks "hoochies".
McClelland tweeted a picture of a discarded grocery list he found at an HEB in Houston Friday. The list doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary until you get to the very bottom and see "Do NOT look at the hoochies!!!" typed in bold, red letters. It's not the only weird item on the list either, and we have to issue a NSFW warning to anyone who scrolls down to view the tweet.
McClelland tweeted the picture at Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon, so regular viewers may see the list on an upcoming episode.