Kangaroo's in Texas? Only in Salado.

If Trump builds the wall, it may keep people from Mexico out, but folks from down under are not worried about it. All they have to do is put a saddle on a kangaroo and hang on tight.

Plus they're good in a fight. Careful, they kick like Bruce Lee.

It's true. Facebook wouldn't lie. It might be a pet, or they could be shooting a new "Kangaroo Jack" movie. Which would be a real crime. In fact it makes me hopping mad just thinking about that.