A man who plowed his car through two businesses gave police one of the lamest excuses we've ever heard.

Back in December, a man driving a Dodge Challenger drove through the walls of Pensacola Caskets and Advanced Tax Services in Pensacola, Florida.

His excuse for driving like a maniac? According to WEAR-TV, he told police he was trying to travel through time. The man was issued a citation for reckless driving and taken to a hospital for evaluation.

Fortunately no one was hurt, but the two businesses were forced to move because of the heavy damage inflicted by the amateur chrononaut.

Someone forgot to tell the guy that automotive time travel requires a DeLorean, a flux capacitor, and enough open road to get up to 88mph.