Cocaine

A fake Mexican rock band, no name given, truly was trying to smuggle drugs into the USA though and they fared no better than poor Derek. Except, instead of getting laughed at a little, these guys and their bus driver are looking at hard time.

3 People From Michigan Learned That Texas Doesn't Play When It Comes To Drug Trafficking.

Looks like A LOT of drugs got off the street this week and it's a new record for the office.

A Texas prison was in for more than a fruit shipment when a huge donation of bananas were dropped off.

It's probably a joke, but you can't beat $3 for a bag of snow white yeyo and a free straw!

A 20-year-old suspect is in custody after U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents reportedly found more than $196,000 worth of cocaine in his possession during a routine check at the Texas-Mexico border.