Funny News

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear handcuffs.

If you're trying to convince a police officer that you're not drunk during a sobriety test, a spontaneous dance probably ain't the way to do it.

Most of us tried to forge sick notes for gym or signatures on permission slips when we were in school, but one Texas 2nd grader went the whole nine yards and wrote a note to get herself out of school entirely...and it worked!

No one showed up to Scott Kelly's Super Bowl party – probably because he was 250 miles above the earth.