ABC News Butchers Texas Map

Either the flooding has gotten to a biblical level in Texas or ABC News no longer fact checks.

ABC News was talking about all the rain that we've had and are going to receive in the lone star state, when they put up a map of Texas. That's when the story got really good.

Now, as you can see right away. Austin has received so much rain that whole damn city has shifted south of San Antonio. Mercy. It seems fitting though, since they want to keep Austin Weird, it's definitely weird that the whole city has moved south.

Not only has Austin moved south, but San Antonio has gone north. Normally just a touch southwest of Houston, San Antonio is now Northwest of Houston.

There it goes. Apparently the old map of Texas has just been flushed.