Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Would You Give Up Smoking at Work to Get More Vacation Days?
Don't smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Watch Every Final Out of the Last 50 World Series
This'll definitely get you in the mood for the Fall Classic.
Fool Busted for DUI While Wearing the Most Appropriate Shirt
A man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.
Pumpkin Spice Pizza Is Here Because This Fad Will Never Die
And you thought pineapple on pizza was controversial.
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
Infinitely Entertaining 73-Shot Badminton Volley Will Make You Love the Sport
Yes, badminton can actually be breathtakingly fun to watch.
Man Prepping for Hurricane Irma Gives Last Generator in Store to Desperate Woman in Need
Hurricane Irma may do damage to Florida, but it can't destroy the human spirit.
#GetOutOfJuryDutyIn4Words and Be Home By Lunch
Jury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.
Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Kat Is Something That Exists (That Shouldn’t)
Hey, Kit Kat -- give us a break. Please.
Little League Team Consoles Opposing Pitcher Who Gave Up Winning Hit
This. This is what sports is all about.