Harker Heights Police Searching for Suspect with Awful Taste in Shirts
Detectives with the Harker Heights Police Department Criminal Investigation Division are searching for a theft suspect captured in surveillance footage.
Police say the man in the photos above is suspected of having stolen from the Target at 201 W Central Texas Expy in Harker Heights.
They didn't say what the guy is accused of stealing, but I have my own theory. I think he desperately needed parts to build a time machine so he can travel back to 1998, get a job at Gadzooks, and not feel so embarrassed by his outfit.
If you recognize this fashion icon out of time or have any information that might help police get in touch and help him into something with more orange, give Harker Heights PD a call at (254) 953-5400.
Then call Guy Fieri and let him know detectives have found that shirt missing from his closet.