Idiot With No Sense of Humor Causes Bomb Scare at Home Depot
Over-sensitive idiot takes things too literally in Wichita Home Depot and calls in a bomb scare.
Proper public bathroom etiquette mandates you warn people if you're going to drop a killer deuce. You know the kind. The one that, even with a mercy flush, is going to permeate the atmosphere with methane.
Well, KWCH is reporting that some dude had to go, and he knew it was going to be a doosey so he warned the other patrons in the bathroom with the phrase, "You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up."
Anyone with any common sense knows what's coming, and yes, you need to leave. But one idiot took it as a bomb threat.
I'm just guessing here, but I imagine he hadn't reached his liberal quota of being offended by the "little things" for the day. In response, Poop head called 911.
The police did show up. They investigated. Found the man who left the "stinky kids at the pool", and realized it was meant to be a joke.
The story doesn't mention if the idiot that called 911 was arrested for being an oversensitive candy ass. If that's not a law, it should be.