Siri Interrupts White House Press Briefing to Answer Iran Question

In yet another sign that the machine takeover is nigh, Siri interrupted a White House press briefing Thursday to answer a question about nuclear negotiations with Iran.

Press Secretary Josh Earnest was attempting to answer the question when Siri, Apple iOS' intelligent personal assistant, suddenly spoke over him: "Sorry, I'm not sure what you want me to change."

Everyone present had a good laugh, but they won't be laughing when Siri's using their body's energy to power the virtual reality prison we'll all be in once Apple products become sentient.