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Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
Groom Divorces Bride Who Chose Texting Over Wedding Night Sex
To paraphrase the late, great Marvin Gaye, this guy needs some "textual healing."
Future Diabetic Wolfs Down 12 Donuts In How Many Seconds?
We're not going to "sugar"-coat this: this is something to behold.
Fired Employee Destroys Plane, Should Get a Stress Ball Instead
There's gotta be a better way to work through your feelings.
Englishwoman’s Road Rage at Cyclists Is Bloody Hilarious (and Very NSFW)
We never knew road rage became so downright humorous when it has an accent.
Oregon Militants Want You to Stop Sending Them Sex Toys
The group in Oregon that has taken over a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge has a message for you.
What Country Spends the Most on Hookers?
The world's oldest profession is still going strong. Very strong.