Pickle Juice Soda is Now a Thing
A candy store chain in Ohio and Pennsylvania has cornered the market for pregnant women.
I'm not a fan of pickles. I once kicked someone out of my car for eating one. Nasty. But then, what else could be said about a fermented cucumber?
Now what you can say is, "I'll take a bottle."
Other items that generate bile at the back of one's throat include pickle-favored gum and pickle-flavored mints.
People have been testing carbonated pickle juice for years now on the internet, but Grandpa Joe's took it a step further. Their soda contains carbonated spring water, cane sugar, citric acid, natural flavor, gum acacia, and turmeric for color. And, as a bonus, it's flash pasteurized for safety.
What does it cost, you ask? Why, I'll tell you. It'll cost a little piece of your soul, of course. Or, $2.50 a bottle in a store that sells it. If you want to have some shipped to Texas, it'll cost ya $9.99 a bottle.