If you're crazy enough to get this close to a pile of rattlesnakes and one of them gets angry and drags your camera into the pit, it belongs to them and you should just run.
Prehistoric Chainsaw Massacre
The thought of a man eating, chew-you-up-and-turn-you-into sea poo brand of Great White is frightening enough to keep us out of the ocean during spring break; however, scientists say that the sharks of our time are goldfish in comparison to this fiendish 25-foot chainsaw-toothed, prehistoric killer known as Helicoprion.