Royal Baby Watch – Opinions That Don’t Matter

Hey Gang,

Big Q here.  Now I've been trying to be open to topics that, normally, would make me want to puke.  But, since I made a promise to myself to be more involved in the world around me, I guess I'll give my opinion on what I want from the Royal Inbred Drop.  I want it to be a girl, who they will name Diana, so that one day, well after I'm dead, Diana will be Queen.  I want this because it, to me, will be very Shakespearean.   That is if there was a story about a fair maiden who was picked to be a princes and the country fell in love with her, but the royal family hated here because she had the hearts of the peoples.  She feared for her life, and the lives of her children, but she went to a fortune teller, who told her that Diana would sit on the throne.  She was just feeling secure about her place in the royal family when she was killed.  Then, of course, her son married and the happy couple gave birth to a baby girl and named her Diana. And that is the Diana that will one day sit on the throne.  That's just off the top of my head, because really, being American, I could give a rats ass.  I asked around the station for other opinions.

Aaron would care more if Mickey and Minnie would be expecting.

Caroline wants it to be a Girl.  I'm guessing because girls appreciate "Lunchables" more that boys.

Rita is the most excited person in the building about this event.  She wants a girl.  If it's a boy she suggests that they shove it back in.  "make it the spare and try again for an Heir".  I'm paraphrasing.

This is Hailey, she's the only person in the building that picked a boy to come out of the royal water slide.  I don't know if she's clairvoyant, but her name is Hailey.  Hail, the American Prophet Hailey.  Of course, she still could be wrong.  I'd like to tell you that you'll be the first to know when the doctor slaps royal ass, and is then beheaded, but, rules are that the Queen needs to be alerted first.  So, you'll find out when the BBC finds out.  If you even care.