O.K. Scary thought. You have people coming over to your house on Memorial Day because you've got a new grill. Now you realize, you don't know how to grill.
Some new friends are coming over and they want food you would never have even considered putting on the grill.
Here are a few tips in case you're a bit rusty.
My Big Q Tip. Keep your raw spatula and hot spatula separate.
The Other Way to put it in a Heart
Big Q Tip: Put plenty of garlic on it, and a splash of Holy Water, you know, for the kids.
What Are You Kids Smoking in There?
Big Q Tip: Let someone else do the Brisket.
Big Q Tip: Stop fingering the food. As AC/DC used to sing...Touch to Much
The same people that get gas station sushi, are the ones grilling this crap on Memorial Day weekend.