I know fans of classic horror movies will love this: the house from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 1974 is now a restaurant. Table for two, perhaps?
When I was a kid, everyone would joke about "digging down to China", but if you dug straight down from Temple, you'd be nowhere near the People's Republic.
People joke about the Star Wars Holiday Special being the worst, but that's 'It's A Wonderful Life' compared to 'Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa'.